Ladies and gents, start curating your tearjerker playlists because Uber and Spotify have joined forces. My scorned woman playlist is about to get a whole new audience. As Uber says, you can now “soundtrack your Uber ride.” Keep in mind, my Uber rides have always been soundtracked, but up until now the soundtrack was the sound of my tears. So now on the off chance I get an asshat driver who wants to drown out my driving with music, he’ll be doing it on my terms. Get ready for Jewel and Whitney Houston, buddy. No promises I won’t subject you to Celine Dion.